Latest Husband wife Non veg Jokes 2015
Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Mom! jb Boyfrnd BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop Next day Girl ! Mom usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi? BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ek baar bahu apni saas ke per(legs) daba rahi thi to galti se saas ki sarri upar ho gayi, Bahu boli, PRANAAM Saas ne poocha kisko ? Bahu boli, sasur ki ranbhumi aur pati ki janambhumi ko ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ? Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao. Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen. Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon” ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi, Husband ghar se chala gaya , Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy said 2 girl: "aa mere dil me aaja" Girl replies: "chappal utaru kya?" boy :chal pagli! ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se: Kya Aap Mere Saath 2min Baat Kar Sakti Ho? Ladki: Kyu? Husband: Meri Wife Ghum Ho Gai Hai, Par Mein Jab Kisi Or Ladki Se Baat Karta Hu Wo Kahi Se Bhi Mujhe Dhundh Leti Hai.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarah Tha. Husband: Wo To Ab Bhi Hai, Bas Pehle Bottle 300ml Ki Hi Thi, Ab Bottle 2Ltr Ki Ho Gayi. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Har Kamyab Insaan Ke Piche 1 Aurat Hoti Hai, Jo Use Itna Pareshan Karti Hai Ki.. Wo Insaan Harr Ke Dukhi Hokar, Apne Kam Me Itna Ulajha Rehta Hai Ki.. Kamyabi Khud Uske Pas Aake Uske Kadam Chumti Hai. |
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