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Sardar pani me lund duba raha tha.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Sardar: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?
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Sardar ne apni biwi ko
Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...
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kyoki..
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Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"
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Ek Train Main Bahut Bheed Thi,
Baath Room Ke Paas Ek Bori Rakhi Thi, Ek
Aadmi Us Bori Par Jaise Hi Baithne Laga To Ek
Lady Boli
“Us Par Mat Baitho, Ande Foot Jaayenge.”
Aadmi Bola: “Itni Bheed Main Aise Bori Mein
Ande Lekar Kyun Chalti Ho?”
Lady Boli: “Abe yede, Bori Main To Keel Hai,
Ande Tere Foot Jaayenge“
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Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
Wife: Kya karte ho?
Sardar: Khada nahi hota.
Wife: To pani me kyun duba rahe ho.
Saradar: Dekh raha hoon puncture to nahi hai?
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Sardar ne apni biwi ko
Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...
-
kyoki..
-
Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"
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Ek Train Main Bahut Bheed Thi,
Baath Room Ke Paas Ek Bori Rakhi Thi, Ek
Aadmi Us Bori Par Jaise Hi Baithne Laga To Ek
Lady Boli
“Us Par Mat Baitho, Ande Foot Jaayenge.”
Aadmi Bola: “Itni Bheed Main Aise Bori Mein
Ande Lekar Kyun Chalti Ho?”
Lady Boli: “Abe yede, Bori Main To Keel Hai,
Ande Tere Foot Jaayenge“
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Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.